Day: February 1, 2018

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Why Is It So Hot, And Why Am I In This Basket?

I don’t remember doing it, but apparently I pissed in the Universe’s Cheerios. Or I was a very bad, BAD person in a former life. Or I broke a mirror. Or something… Because this week has freaking sucked. I am utterly convinced that I am not allowed to have nice things. It seems like every […]

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